* ×°·.·°× ___pretty in pink

cherri_baby @ 2004-07-10T16:42:00

2004-07-10T20:42:17Z

new lj addd it

doll__me__up!

woops

2004-07-10T16:56:17Z

sry i forgot two of the sexxiest ppl ever

krystall,ahh she so beautyful i need to wear sun glasses,SEXX-AY

mandi,she is a HOTT chick right there!

beautyful

2004-07-10T16:40:06Z

bored....want a boring day so far...ugh...Rj want to his grandfathers boring...and anna aint picking up her fone...o0o well...well u gotta look @ these beautfull ppl

look @ them they r so sexy! CLEAR LAIDES FOREVER..were GREEN lol tori!

look @ that chick,she da best,so sexxi,she been der alot for me lov ya tori!

katie..haha shes in blue

amanda shes a sexxi woman love the dress grl

those ppl r some of the sexxiest ppl ever..hehe..love ya all!

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.x. syd .x.

blah

2004-07-09T15:40:13Z

/x/ the weekend /x/

2004-07-06T23:25:23Z

holy shit! its been a great weekend with anna woot!...but one thing that was on my mind the whole time was Rj,i missed me lots,but now that i am home i get to see him,yay!,alright well friday i left to annas and stayed up untill 2 makeing a fucking mess cause she made this icky mask shit,but it turned out to us haveing a fight in her bathroom haha, then we found out that the shit we put in it turns into plasture..haha it was funnni cause it was all hard and shit,but anyway,then 5 in da morning we got up and left for the ocean got there around 9-9:30,we spent the day @ the pool,it was fun,and then wecame home and sat around,then saturday we did something but i forgot since its been so long,haha i am such an idot,but anyways,sunday we went the the beach and then came home and got washed up then had dinnner and then waited a lil while then went out on the boat to watch the fireworks,,its was really fun,cause we went with the neigboors and we met this boy josh and kayla,omg kayla has this amazing voice,omg,its was so good,she might grow up to be a singer,and then josh was sitting there makeing us laugh our asses off,and then we got home and rosted marshallows,and this might sounds gross but we also rosted pretezles and hot dogs aka wengers haha,and then we went to bed around 2 or so,monday we were gonna go to the beach again but we didnt and went the slides,and we has this boy that was stalking us omg it was scarey but real funny,cause everywhere we went he went,haha it was great and then we came home and got ready and went to the borad walk,,it was fun,we got hena tattoos and i got a plam tree on my back,i love plam trees,i am thinking of changeing my s/n to Plamtrelover3...idk yet..but w.e...n now i am home and every 1 you got to join polkadot_beauty!!..join it now!!
L1 or im me!
love always
.x. sydni poo and sydni strawberry .x.

y is when u wake up u wanna scream beause even though your hairs a mess you still look beautyful

2004-07-02T17:10:05Z

Y IS IT WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU JUST WANNA SCREAM OF HAPPINESS BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOUR HAIR IS A MESS WE STILL LOOK BEAUTFULL???

^^dykes on bykes!, we look funky dunky!

^^look @ those sexxy ppl,they the sexxiest i have ever seen!

^^those chicks are too cute! looked great @ banquet!

^^now thats a sexxi chick! so my anna bananna says!

dont say your not beautyfull,cause every 1 has their own BEAUTY inside them, and in my own eyes every1 has their beauty on the out!!

Leave 1

.x. Sydni poo and Bananna and Ambera .x.
^^ g's4L

p.s- i would like to but some pictures in here from parkville people if you have any on the computer plz send them to me,or e-mail them to me @ lilcuttiegirl123@aol.com
cause i am gonna try to put @aleast every as many as i can on here! thanx! syd!

---:::..what a GREAT day..:::---

2004-07-01T23:28:22Z

what a great day i had today,i mean comon,it couldnt have gotten any better!..woot woot!...yay!..well anyways,it started off nice untill missy called and shit started and i didnt really care beacause there's no point,but anyway i went over Rj's for a little while and had talked to Amber about the whole thing,and i love her cause i can talk to her like my own sister,she really understand what i am going through and she said not worry about it so i am not,but now i am home and sitting around Rj went to his concaler person,and then is going to his aunt's and leaveing tomorrow for Pa,so i wont see him untill i get back from the ocean on tuesday,but anyways,it was a good day,besides this morning,and so now i am gonna bounce on out,peace out!-l0ve you always n forever!

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*---:::...Syd n Rj together forever...:::---*

.x. Sydni strawberry n Anna bananna fruits for lyfe .x.

.x. good morning .x.

2004-07-01T15:58:02Z

How to make a sydni leigh

Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

3 parts brilliance

1 part

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v282/cherri_baby/?action=view&slideshow=true

.x. bestfriends .x.

2004-06-30T20:03:01Z

There's no I in TEAM.......

But this is what bestfriends means!!!

jor syd and kate,,

strawberry and bananna

what can i say friends come and go, but true friends will always stay - qoute from amber!

missy kate n syd

missy and syd
<
jor n missy

my elsa grl i miss her so much!

The famous qoute by Amber Huffman- Friends will COME and GO, But true friends WILL ALWAYS STAY!!!

syd rocks

2004-06-30T14:24:18Z

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Lips
Special Talents Are	Giving The Rub Down

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

idk

2004-06-30T14:20:05Z

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	breath taking
Your hugs are...	warm
Your eyes...	sparkle like the stars
Your touch is...	the only thing I desire
Your smell is...	beautiful
Your smile is...	entrancing
Your love is...	eternal

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/x/ sunshiney day /x/

2004-06-29T00:56:21Z

well i really didnt do anything today it was a normal day,,,had to watch my little sister for the day like normal,and jordan came over and is gonna spend the night,although we had a fight,but we got over it and are now friends yay!,,but who knows whats gonna happen with our blondness,and right before jordan came my mom was talking to me about bois and how there only gonna go out with me cause of my big chest, and that the only thing thats on their minds are SEX!! but it was really funni,but its the truth!,but o0o well,and me and rj r still together,but i am not sure whats happening but i hope we dont brake up!!

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/x/ love always /x/

.*.Sydni.*/

what ya think about me

2004-06-23T14:50:00Z

1. What is your name?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. What was your first impression of me?
5. Do you still think that way?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do we have fun when we are together?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how sexy am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in four words.
20. Do you like the color of my hair?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't (if so, do it.)?
31. Do you think I could kill someone? who?
32. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

.x. summer vacation .x.

2004-06-21T16:21:39Z

Thursday- i basicaly sat around all day,i didnt go to skewl,but after skewl missy came on over and we hung out for a while,then around 5 i went to kates to leave for the ocean!!whoo!

Friday-we woke up,did all our girlie stuff,then headed down 2 the board walk,thats where we saw my grandfather he works there he drives the train thing yeah it was fun,and then we went and got old time fashion photos done, and then we took a bus down to 130th street to vist my grandmother but my aunt lisa and madison and grant were there too!,and they had ordered crabs and we were all talking about life @ my house...o0o boy!,,and then we spent the night there!, it was pretty fun!!

we woke up and sat around the house for a while,but then her mom had droped off extra clothes for the day and then we went down to the board walk again with them, then we went to the dough roller,then we sorta ditch them and went on the rides little kids cant get on,we were about to get on this one ride and a kid had throwen up all over him self it was pretty gross,and then we took the bus bac down to my grandmothers and we went the the pool for a while,and then we took the bus bac to 64th street so her mom could take us home,but while we were waiting we bought some laffy taffy, and then when she go there jen and chris were in the car,but then when we got home we were all out on the porch and her mom brings out a bag of chips and i was like chips make u fat to her dad and he was like yeah i can tell you have been eating them,i was like omg thats really rude,and then i was reaching over the table to get something and i went to go bac and my boob had knocked over a wine glass and it broke,well her dad gave me this look omg i am gonna kill you,but then me n her went for a walk to the park to talk about everything,and didnt get bac untill 11:30

Sunday-we woke up around 8 and had to head home,it took 3 hours to get home,but her dad got pulled over for speeding going 77mph on a 50mph road,well i looked over to kate and we just started to laugh,and then i got home and i sat and talked to my mom and dad for a lilwhile,then i went over missys house and watched the Master of Disquise,and then her mom kicked us out so we went to my house and went swiming,and then we ate dinner and then walked up to the track up to the highskool and ran for a while,and then we went to the tennis courts to watch ppl play,and we were about to leave and this group of bois told us to come bac so we did, and then there was no point only bc we didnt even talk to them,but i did see my sisters ex-boyfriend timmay,and i finally got the courage to say something and he asked me if it was syd and i said yes and he said i was tryin to figure out who was stalking me,and then we went down there to the tennis courts and he came up to missy and shook her hand and he was like whats ure name she said missy he goes your hot you really are and missy was like you are too,he was not kidding either,and then we had to go home to missys house,and i got a hug from him,,aww,he is really sexxi!!so thats wut we did!!

that is my summer vacation so far!!
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/x/ sydz aka dink /x/

.x. graduation .x.

2004-06-16T17:02:04Z

well today was the ladt day of middle school..but i would like to say somethings...middle school is over,time for a new beggining,new friends,n to learn new things,and too love each other more and more each day,but as we get older n our lives seperate,we will look back on the days were they were the best,n on the days that we sad,or even when we had fights,we may laugh or maybe cry over them,but those memories will always be in our hearts,no matter what we do with our lives, we may change into a slut or even a straight A student but no matter what those friends that you had in the past will always lead you through, also keep your head up n may u always be the person we know who you are,good luck in high school,have a good time,dont let the little things bring you down in life,try to make your life of happiness n live it to its fullest, i am so proud of class of 2004' we made it this far dont give up now, you all will be missed, cuz certain i will miss all of you n will never forget you,your looks,personality,n the good times we had,i love the class of 2004' good luck every 1, i will miss you so very much!!

I LOVE THE CLASS OF 2004'
GOOD LUCK EVERY 1 IN HIGH SCHOOL!

*:. .:* .:* *:. *:. .:* .:* *:.
.:* *:. *:. .:* .:* *:. *:. .:*

I LOVE YOU GUYS AND GALS!

P-VILLE MIDDLE CLASS OF 04'
P-VILLE HIGH CLASS OF 08'

LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER
/X/ SYDZ /X/

p.s every one keep in touch with me @ 410- 661-4636

.x. alone .x.

2004-06-08T01:38:30Z

i wasnt that happy today...i miss mah doggy i miss her so much i cant stand it!..i am so upset..but ill be oky

(mine n krys convo)

Pink x Lady 002: hey beautyful!..how r u?
KrySttaL x69o: gggreat and u
Pink x Lady 002: i am doing good..grl did u die ure hair?
KrySttaL x69o: ye
Pink x Lady 002: well its looks really good
KrySttaL x69o: thnx u babez
Pink x Lady 002: n/p
KrySttaL x69o: u look soo good wid out glasses...like u can see ur pretty eyes
Pink x Lady 002: aww thanx sweetz..i want to get contacts..i problly wont have glasses for the rest of the yr..cuz see mah dad was mowing the lawn n they were on the table he moved the table n they fell off n he didnt see them n ran them over..its kinda funni huh?..i was laughin
KrySttaL x69o: lmao!!!!!!!
KrySttaL x69o: ahh im crackin up
Pink x Lady 002: lol
KrySttaL x69o: just tapped the middle u can be a nerd
Pink x Lady 002: lol
KrySttaL x69o: omg me n u have to chill soon babez
Pink x Lady 002: well if i could find all the little peices to it..
Pink x Lady 002: yeah we deffently have 2
KrySttaL x69o: lmao!! ill use muh magnifind glass8-)or muh sunglasses
Pink x Lady 002: haha i lov ya grl!
KrySttaL x69o: heheh....
^^ i love that grl! shes the best! cant wait to hang sometime!!

[04] days untill hershey
[08] days untill the end of school

.x. sydz .x.
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cherri_baby @ 2004-06-03T21:27:00

2004-06-04T01:27:39Z

* ×°·.·°×___upsetting

2004-06-03T01:36:58Z

hey hey...well umm i cried twice today :-(!!...cuz of mrs walton..dont ask i dont want EVERY 1 in it!...Rj was mad @ me..but now me n him r alright...me n jake broke up...to much drama mama!...haha..missy is stayin with me for the week cuz her parents are on their honeymoon..its cool..but yeah..hershey trip is comeing up yes! cant wait whoa!...umm yeah but idk...o0o yeah mah brother n kevin are gonna fight tomorrow haha...this should be good..i have to see it..hehe..but i think mah brother is gonna win..well yeah i am gonna bounce on out....
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p.s- i put in mah application for glamorus, i realli hope i get into it!
.x. Syd .x.

Pink laydes
Jordan May
Melissa Menapace
Sydni Lyon

* ×°·.·°× __the weekend

2004-05-31T17:14:51Z

friday-went to skewl n shyt..boring..yeah...n went home n hung out wif becca jake shawn justin n missy n ashley...n it was fun...missy did mah hair it was cute...n then went in the house n ate pizza n did our nails it was fun..n becca n missy were tryin to find cicades n pull there legs n their heads pop off..eww!

saturday-umm me n jordan went to mrs robins wedding...aww it was so cute...n missy n alyisa were crying happniess/sadness i guess i hope...it was mad fun...n we all were danceing...it was realli fun..but we were cryin cuz mrs robins father died..n they played this song that said" daddies lil girl"..n she started crying...n so we all started to cry..n then i relize i still have feelings for a certian some1..n den we came home...n they spent the nyte @ mah house to watch mah dogs when we left.

sunday-went to mah sisters graduation...yay! she passed..came home n had n after party...it was fun..n me missy n jor were supose to go out n see a movie..but missy went to her aunts house...n jor was upset..it was her b-day..i would be 2...n so me n jor went to the movies...n then got picked up..it was fun..n den came home..n relaxed...
well
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lov alwaysz
.*.Sydz.*.
5/30/04-Syd n Jake

.x. lyfe aint the fullest with out our drama .x.

2004-05-28T02:04:43Z

hey hey..yeah i kno i havent writen in this in a while but yea...n life aint the fullest without drama..i mean if you didnt have drama in ure lyfe where would you be?...answer that ? 4 me...i would like to know...anywhos...mah 2 pink ladies are fightin right now..n i dont wanna take sides...cuz i have no right but you kno wut..if i had to take 1 i'd take jordans..onli bc i know wut she is seeing...its like wut some 1 once told me...if the color on ure walls r all pink n u have 1 with purple dots on it...n i can onli see it n u cant...then u kno u or the some 1 has a promblem...but all i have to say is that how is 1 of ure BESTFRIENDS gonna go chose a FRIEND over them..it hurts sometimes...anyway i got 1 thing to say to missy n i reali hope she reads this one day- here it is...missy-u kno when u said things aint gonna be like this next yr...well missy dat hurt when u said dat u have no idea..i felt like i wanted to brake down n cry a river...cuz i thought maybe u realli didnt want it to be like that next yr...n i am worried about u hun..the onli reason me n jor r on ure case 24/7 bc we kare n love u..n it hurts us to see dat ure hurt...n we wanna help u..but i guess u wanna learn the hard way so ill let u do that..but i want u 2 kno dat i love ya n i care about u so much..n i realli hope u take bac wut u said that things aing gonna be like this next yr..it hurt me alot for u 2 say dat...cuz i dont want it to end up just being me n jordan...well i hope u read this..

S	Spiritual
Y	Yucky
D	Dreamy
N	Nice
I	Irresistible

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
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well gonna bounce out on!
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lov alwayz
.x. Sydz .x.

.x. lyfez a bitch .x.

2004-05-21T01:12:33Z

.X. LYFES A FUCKIN BITCH .X.

My girls ` theye beautiful
Personalities ` incredible
Smiles ` so memorable
Their friendships ` irreplaceable

bellytOpz' fLiiP fLopz || LeamOnade in tha sHad3 || bLu skyz' hoT guySz || LaTe nyTez' waTer fiighTz || ice.cream' sw3eT dr3amSz || baThinq suiiTez' shOoTiin hOoPz || parTy Tym3 skOoLz ((aLmOsT)) ouT' || sL3epiin iin' sn3ekiin ouT || suN taN *GaMe PlaN || LigHt Hair * NO CARES || summ3r o4`, oH taKe m3 ThErE||

everyday i feel the knief u stuck in my back..
the past is forever there to remind me
^^fuckk all you backstabbin bitches
you kno who the fuck you are!

.x. lyfe aint e-z .x.

2004-05-19T21:53:44Z

hey hey...
well yeah...i am not in the happiest mood ever...but hey..mah dog has cancer..no!..i lov mah puppy dog!..ill miss her so much..she was mah bestfriend mah buddie n pal..i juss cant seem to lose her like that..well ppl n dogs come n go..n she must go soon :-(...yeah!...n plus..things aint the best @ the house right now..every1 is depressed...but i'll miss her so much!...well i dont feel like wring anymorez..
Holla @ da comments!
mad lov
x.o.x.o.x.o.x.o.x.o
.*.Sydz.*.
Pink Laydes fo lyfe
Jordan Elizabeth
Melissa Ann
Sydni Leigh

.x. dont let anyone take advantage of you .x.

I'll always be beside you until the very end,
wiping all your tears away, b
eing your best friend.
I'll smile when you smile
and feel all the pain you do,
and if you cry a single tear
I promise I'll cry too

.x. lyfes 2 short to be a bitch .x.

.x. loving it .x.

2004-05-19T21:41:11Z

We Go Together
We go together
Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever
As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
That's the way it should be
Wah-oooh, yeah!

We're one of a kind
Like dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Our names are signed
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shooby doo-wop she-bop
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
We'll always be like one, wa-wa-wa-waaah

When we go out at night
And stars are shinin' bright
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance
Maybe it might be love

Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom

Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom
Wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom!

We're for each other
Like a wop ba-ba lu-bop and wop bam boom
Just like my brother is
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom
Chang chang chanitty chang sha-bop
We'll always be together
Wha oooh, yeah!
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together

You're the One That I Want
I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!

You better shape up
'Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do

You're the one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes indeed

If you're filled
With affection
You're to shy to convey
Better take my direction
Feel your way

I better shape up
'Cause you need a man
I need a man
Who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up
If I'm gonna prove
You better prove
That my faith is justified
Are you sure
Yes I'm sure down deep inside

You're the one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes indeed

Summer Nights
Summer lovin', had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
Met a girl crazy for me
Met a boy cute as can be
Summer days drifting away
To, uh oh, those summer nights

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

She swam by me, she got a cramp
He ran by me, got my suit damp
Saved her life, she nearly drowned
He showed off splashing around
Summer sun, something's begun
But, uh oh, those summer nights

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put up a fight?

Took her bowling in the arcade
We went strolling; drank lemonade
We made out under the dock
We stayed out till ten o'clock
Summer fling don't mean a thing
But, uh oh, those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more
But you don't gotta brag
Tell me more, tell me more
'Cause he sounds like a drag

He got friendly holding my hand
Well, she got friendly down in the sand
He was sweet, just turned eighteen
Well, she was good, you know what I mean
Summer heat, boy and girl meet
But, uh oh, those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more
How much dough did he spend?
Tell me more, tell me more
Could she get me a friend?

It turned colder; that's where it ends
So I told her we'd still be friends
Then we made our true love vow
Wonder what she's doin' now
Summer dreams ripped at the seams
But, oh, those summer nights
Tell me more, tell me more.

.x. cryin on the outside .x.

2004-05-17T23:40:55Z

yeah i dunno wut to say about today..it was oky i guess..but i mean i wish it was better..i mean i juss dont understand y every1 seems to bitch @ me...idk..y me though..i dont do shyt 2 kno 1..i mean i love mah lyfe..but i have so much on the plate i dunno wut to do..its juss so kunfuesin!..i lov everybody!..but ppl juss dont give me the tyme and day...ppl want to beleive wut they hear..n by not wut they see...i am hurtin in the inside of me..i might look fine..but i am hurting inside...lifes to hard...ppl judge me but wut i look n not by the personality...its hard for me...sister is leaveing in 7 months..i wont have her no mores..i am realli gonna miss her..like the frist time she was gone!..but ill always love her! n middle skewl is almost over!..omg ill miss every1!..thanx for always beenin there for me!..i love you all!..n its juss that...the 1 i truthly love wif all mah heart doesnt seem 2 love me like i thought...i mean i have a huge krush on bobby..but i love some1 else..but its like its fadeing away...bc every1 says he loves another grl..so y shoudl i love him when he loves her!..but you know what...who needs bois to make you happy..i mean they are usefull "sometimes"..but i mean i know every grl wants 1...but their assholez..like mah journal entry says on may 16th!...well yeah..differnt subject- bianca thanx for understanding where i am comeing from..n i am happi for you..love that boi with all you heart n dont let him go!..once you let him go..he might never come bac!..i love ya grl!!...well yeah!..well i am gonna bounce on out!
pcz n lov!
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.x. Krushin hard big tymer .x.
.*.Sydz.*.
aka chin chin,dork#2,Blondey #2!

.x.inside i am diein.x.

2004-05-17T01:00:58Z

It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.